So, I just started this blog on Jan 1. A couple weeks after I still only had 2 followers and I was frustrated cause why write if no one reads it? So I asked Angela:
Me: What's the secret to getting followers?
Me: Beer?
Me: Porn?
Me: Kitties showing their boobs?
Angela: Yes (Ok that probably wasn't her exact answer, but it's all on twitter look it up. I can't cause I'm at work, and lazy).
Soooo... Apparently the key to blogging success is kittens drinking beer, with lots of kitty boob showing, while making porn. I don't even know where to get that! That shit's rare! And I can't pimp my cat out like that. She hates beer cause she's an elitist. She only drinks the finest wine. Which we can't afford, so she has graciously accepted drinking water. Tap water too. She doesn't demand that foreign bottled crap. She's too good to us. So I thought about it, and I don't want to risk her seeing that kind of smut.
Once we got our new couch, we had some people over. One of them, let's call him Henry, was watching the cat play. Whenever she is about to pounce she shakes her tail and butt. So after watching her for a while, Henry commented "She's shaking her booty!" At that moment I realized, if I had kitty porn on my blog, he is the kind of reader I would attract. And if that's what it's takes to be a popular blogger count me out. So you will not find any kitty porn here!
Please read me anyway.
.....if you're not into kitty porn.
3 comments:
Well for what its worth you could always blog about her hunting exploits. All the bags of tortillas and loaves of bread have heard about her and fear ever being purchased by us.
Henry sounds awesome. Does he have a blog? I want to follow him.
You need to start posting videos of Pandora shaking her booty. That, my friend, is the secret to gaining more blog followers.
If only I had a booty shaking kitty, I'd have a hundred followers! ;)
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