Moronic Monday

So I had a morning that was too interesting not to share. And make you seem a little smarter.

 

So this morning I had a doctor's appointment so I decided I would go to the gym before going.
So I get dressed and pack clothes to change into and head off to the gym.

I jump on the treadmill, spend five minutes untangling my headphones.

Then start running.

 

After a couple of minutes a thought pops into my head.

Underwear.

I forgot to bring new underwear to change into. Crap!

Ok, no big deal. I'll just make sure I'm done in time to go to Wal-Mart first to buy some,

and put them on in the bathroom. I needed a couple other things too.

Problem solved.

 

So I finish working out and take my shower.

As I am getting dressed, this lady makes a comment about hating going places

after the gym and having to bring clothes to change into cause she always forgets something, like her underwear.

Now, I'm a little uneasy cause I don't know if she said that cause she noticed I didn't have any or what.

So I gave a little nervous laugh, "Oh yea I hate it too. I normally come after work so I don't have to worry about it."

I finish getting dressed and book it out of there.

 

So, I get to Wal-Mart. I wonder around trying to figure out where they keep the protein shakes.

I finally find them and have everything I need and head to the register.

Pay for my things and then it hits me.

Most Wal-Marts have a bathroom in the front of the store and one at the back.

Not this one.

This one only has one at the back of the store.

So I have to walk clear across the store to make the change.

As I'm doing this, they are having a staff meeting up front doing their Wal-Mart cheer and stuff.

I felt so weird doing so, cause I felt everyone's eyes on me like they knew what I was doing.

I'm sure they didn't just that mind set when this kind of thing happens.

Maybe the cashier, since instead of walking out the front door to leave, I turned around and headed to the back.

 

So that was my fun start to the week.