So we have had our kitty for two weeks now. When we first got her, we got several cans of Fancy Feast. The first can I gave her was shrimp and tuna. She ate the shrimp out of it and wouldn’t touch the tuna. So I thought maybe she just doesn’t like tuna. So I gave her a can of beef. It sat for several days before she finally ate it. I guess she got really hungry and out of other food she gave in. I figured at first it was because she was a redneck kitty and this was too fancy for her tastes. We were going to take the rest back but I couldn’t find the receipt and we were going to be late for our movie, so we didn’t. So today I decided to try another can. It was like cod, sole, and some other fish. At first she just licked it, so we put it on a plate. Turns out she was just too fancy for it in the can! Turns out she’s an aristocat. Crazy. So now that we know she is a high class cat, she needs a high class middle name to go along with it.
Yesterday we went to lunch with friends left about 2:30 or so. We needed up not getting home til 11. Miss Kitty got hungry while we were gone and ripped apart a loaf of bread and dragged the rest of the banana bread around the house.
So, way back when, SNL had a skit of the company IT where he treated everyone like crap and that they are stupid and doesn’t know anything. My man works in IT and now I understand why IT treats people like crap, because they are frickin stupid. Here’s what he typed out:
User: I can’t open any of my notes it’s the weirdest thing.
Me: Let me take a look at your screen
Well it looks like you have notes open however you can’t view them Ill go ahead and send you the notes because I can open them on my session.
I’ll take a look at that order to see if it needs to be reconciled
User: Thanks! Let me know if you find anything
Roughly 20 minutes pass
User: I think my entire computer is messed up I cant type in this shared excel document.
Me: Well this is something different you were logged into a server earlier so that problem was specific to your session.
User: Well I don’t know nothing is working today!
Me: Have you restarted your computer lately?
User: I shut all the way down and I still can’t do anything!
Me: OK Ill take a look at the document.
The document opens with zero issues I am able to type letters and numbers in every field
It suddenly dawns on me.
Is your num lock currently on?
User: Yes its on…
Wait its not on….. I turned it on!