If I was…

If I was a month, I’d be April.
If I was a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I was a time of day, I’d be 7pm.
If I was a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I was a sea animal, I’d be a Penguin.
If I was a direction, I’d be North West.
If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be a Chaise Lounge.
If I was a liquid, I’d be Banana Split Cappuccino.
If I was a gemstone, I’d be an Opal.
If I was a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.
If I was a tool, I’d be a Pencil.
If I was a flower, I’d be a Carnation.
If I was a kind of weather, I’d be a Rain Storm.
If I was a musical instrument, I’d be a Piccolo.
If I was a color, I’d be Royal Purple.
If I was an emotion, I’d be Wonder.
If I was a fruit, I’d be a Watermelon.
If I was a sound, I’d be Raindrops.
If I was an element, I’d be Fire.
If I was a car, I’d be a Mustang Shelby.
If I was a food, I’d be a Crab Rangoon.
If I was a place, I’d be Las Vegas.
If I was a material, I’d be Egyptian Cotton.
If I was a taste, I’d be Sweet Tart.
If I was a scent, I’d be a Decadent Desire.
If I was an object, I’d be a Snow globe.
If I was a body part, I’d be Eyes.
If I was a facial expression, I’d be a Raised Eyebrow.
If I was a song, I’d be No Hay Igual (Nelly Fertado).
If I was a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Tennis Shoes.